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The Adams Report
by J.C. Adams
02/26/01
Vol. 3, No. 48
It was a hit! It was a big hit! So reports writer/director Wash West of his indie film The Fluffer, a film whose progress Ive been following here (and online) for a year or more. Mr. West was reporting from the Berlin Film Festival, where his film had received its European premiere. People loved it. Everyones freaking out about it. Lots of meetings set up tomorrow. CNN wants to do (a story) about it, enthused W.W. Really intelligent people were coming up afterwards, all wanting to talk about it. Everyone was raving. A really great night! Were very happy.
John Sylla, one of the films producers, says the film could likely hit art house screens late in the year, although they dont have a distributor yet. We want to build an uncontainable buzz before the bidding war! he told me. As this column was being written, The Fluffer had been confirmed for the London Gay and Lesbian Film Festival in early April, and the Toronto Film Festival in September. Wash told me a big honcho critic from The London Times was very intent about the movie, and was coming back to see it a second time, reports Mr. Sylla. We should get good press there, and have an article and quotes. The Fluffer website was recently revamped, so hop on over to www.fluffer.com and take a gander. While youre there, be prepared to drool unrestrainedly over the buffed bod of Scott Gurney, who plays gay-for-pay porno star Johnny Rebel in the film. (Im sorry to report that Mr. Gurney is, most regrettably, straight.)
Its been awhile since a newcomer really set the porn world abuzz, but lately people are talking about young Chad Hunt. Whats unusual about Mr. Hunt is his look; hes skinny and tattooed, definitely not the usual porn type. However, he does sport what is perhaps the biggest cock Ive ever seen on a porn model. He challenges Jeff Stryker, Chad Donovan and even Kevin Dean in that department. Its a torpedo, at least ten inches long and thicker around than either Donovan or Stryker. And heres the best part, straight from the words of director Blue Blake, He can get that monster hard as a rock! And it doesnt go down. B.B. directed Hunt in the upcoming Tales from the Treehouse. Hes amazing, isnt he? boasts Michael Lucas, who first put Hunt to use in Fire Island Cruising, and smartly put him to use in another couple of films. For the record, Hunt lives in New York, hes happily gay, and he lo-oo-oves making porn. Ive got an interview with him scheduled, so stay tuned.
While were on the subject of monster cocks, I think this is as good a time as any to issue my quarterly Kevin Dean Sex Change Denial. No, the legendarily hung ex-porn model has not undergone a sex change removal. If and when he does so, I promise to bring you the news. I think its safe to say that this little story has now comfortably morphed into an urban legend. At least twice a month, someone from somewhere breathlessly writes or e-mails me with the news that K.D. has his schlong snipped. It aint happening. Yet.
Here we are, trying to present ourselves as a respectable gossip columnist, and the items that generated the most buzz from all of you out there in porn land were my blind items. You asked for it
A certain muscle-y straight model entered the biz last year with a bang, knocked off a few videos, had a fling or two with his co-stars, then dumped his live-in (female) companion, and embraced his gayness with gusto. Flash forward a few months, and word circulates that hes ankled the porn gig, re-affirmed his heterosexuality and is currently engaged to get married to a woman
A humpy models mom was on vacation in another state, when she visited the friends of friends at their home, and discovered lying next to the television a porno tape with her pride and joy emblazoned on the box cover. She gallantly maintained her composure and has since accepted her sons new line of work, albeit with trepidation
Another porn pup flew back home for a brief vacation, and the moment he walked in the door, mom jokingly referred to her son by his stage name, and pulled out a porno mag featuring photos of him getting his ass plugged. They had a nice heart-to-heart about the whole thing
More relative madness: At a family gathering, a newbie porn stud was cornered by a (gay) uncle, who revealed that hed recently held a porn watching/jack off party for his pals, and that his nephews films were the main attraction
More blind items: A popular muscle stud was heading for his fave West Hollywood leather bar late one Saturday night when he noticed a sleek black stretch limo cruising past. He was tailed for a few blocks, then turned down a moodily-lit side street. The limo slowly pulled up, the window slid down, and the porn stud immediately recognized the rugged good looks and tousled mane of a much-gossiped-about (male) movie star. Although retired from the escorting biz, our hero popped into the limo (hes never been one to pass up a good time) and he and the actor fucked each other senseless
More movie-star madness: A popular porn model/escort received a late-night page to head to a West Hollywood motel, where a midnight hour orgy was taking place. He arrived to discover a couple of guys in bed, another couple in the shower, and the gorgeous, humpy star of a cult-hit drama sitting in a chair, jacking off
Yet another one of our boys was heading for brunch one recent Sunday afternoon, when a silver Mercedes pulled up alongside him on the street. The driver asked if our stud was indeed who the driver thought he was. When our man answered in the affirmative, the driver boldly propositioned him. He was turned down. Why? He was a member of a popular boy band, and the stud hates their music!
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J.C. Adams
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